Who’s ready to party???
Wait, did someone say party?
seriously guys? a party?
Ok, let me get my party hat!
I look so fabulous! Those bitches won’t even know what hit them!!
So let’s get this party started!!!
ok… really, was all this necessary?? I think I just need another beer! make it a DUNKEL!
And here we see an archive of the worst photographs of me still in existence…